Star Complains of 'Particular Soreness'
NUYS -- November 13, 2002 -- Jenna Jameson's fluffboy, Ricky Hernandez,
22, last night told Hollywood insiders that the star's vagina was
'especially irritated' after her most recent scene in which the
Queen of Porn herself had to call "Cut!" before passing
out from exhaustion.
onlookers said Jenna looked 'visibly wasted' and 'more annoyed than
usual' this strange, rainy afternoon in Los Angeles. She said she
was just so tired of the mundane day of sucking endless cocks, and
getting banged in her pussy non-stop.
was quoted as saying, "I've had enough cock today to last me
for quite some time," and hinted of "hanging 'em up soon."
seen a lotta dick in my professional career as the reigning porn
champ, and I think it might be time to settle down with just a few
cocks." She then shrugged her shoulders with a bewildered look
about her, and bow-leggedly walked back to her trailer.
added that, "Jenna is very lucky to be where she is, because
this is the only career that I know of where three guys can shoot
a load in your face and you can still be considered a star."
Wilshire Gazette (December
can now be seen in action figure form, so rush to your local porn
distributor for the latest Jenna Jameson paraphernalia. After
all, it might be a collector's item sooner than you think.
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