1. BEAUTIFIED SANTA MONICA BLVD.
Cute "bulb-out" crosswalks now make movement along the sidewalks a piece of cake for "wheeled ones" among us while allowing for maximum parking ease. Pleasant palms punctuate the Boulevard. A 'naturalist' approach can be seen with landscaping that goes for the desert dirt look.

2. PHOTO-ENFORCING SPY CAMERAS AT ALL MAJOR INTERSECTIONS of WEHO 2003® make driving a breeze. No more wondering, "Can I make it through this light?" as you go busily on your way to the office. Just Stop!! It's not worth it! Otherwise, you might bear witness to one of those $271 flashing charges of blinding light and serious cash withdrawal. When using WEHO 2003® please just don't.

3. SUPERMEGAÜBERSTORES: TARGET / BEST BUY AT SANTA MONICA & LA BREA.
Everything you will ever need to exist will be available within the walls of these two stores and their gi-normous underworld parking structure. Never again will you have to abandon the friendly confines of WEHO 2003® by going to Culver City in search of what you need for survival.

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